The Ten Conyo-mandments!

I saw this and copied it from a friend’s blog…Hehehhe…Para maiba naman, hehehehe!

1. Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”

“Let’s make pasok na to our class!”

“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”

“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore!”

2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “di ba” and “eh” in your pangungusap.

“I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, noh? Eh di ba it’s like, so ewww,  di ba?

“What ba? Stop nga being maarte noh!”

“Eh as if you want naman also, di ba?

3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang-uri!”

“It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!”

“I know right? So sarap nga eh!”

“You’re making me inggit naman, I’ll make bili nga my own burger.”

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, “tsong” or “pare”

“Dude, Auditing is so hirap, pare.”

“I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh.”

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!

“My bag is so bigat today, you know.”

“I know, right! We have to make dala pa kase the jumbo Physics book eh!”

6. Make gawa the plural of pangalans like in English or Spanish

“I have so many tigyawats, oh!”

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always like. Like, I know right?

“Like it’s so init naman!”

“Yeah! The air-con, it’s like sira kase eh!”

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?

“Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?”

“It’s so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?”

9. Make gamit of plenty of abbreviations, you know, daglat?

“Like OMG! It’s like traffic sa EDSA.”

“I know, right? It’s so kaka!”



10. Make gamit the pinakamarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!

“I’m like, making aral at the Arrhneow!”

“Me naman, I’m from Lazzahl!”

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2 Responses to The Ten Conyo-mandments!

  1. MARU says:

    WTF! dis is so lafftrip talaga, right dude?

    Pero this is just so TAMA. And it’s making me inis. As in kaka talaga!

  2. ecxel says:

    @ Mama Maru…It’s like so TRUE, you know TOTOO! And it’s so hirap, you know HARD, to make derechong Tagalog, like all the time debah!!!


    Good morning at have a good weekend!

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